So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
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I need you to use more vowels.
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How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
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Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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