Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
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I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
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If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
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