if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
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The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
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This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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