Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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