I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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