it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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