The Swedes wanted a tensome.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
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Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
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He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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