if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
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So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
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I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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