This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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