so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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