I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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