i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Quick, to the slutcave!
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
