we're blogging at a bar
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
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The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
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Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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