I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
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Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
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I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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