She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Girls should come with a carfax report
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Randomize
