have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
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hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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