: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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