I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
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She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
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Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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