Nicole vs. Life
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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