K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
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You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
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they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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