Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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