I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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