Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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