He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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