Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
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she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
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Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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