no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
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I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
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Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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