I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
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I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
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can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
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