Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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