very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
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I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
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cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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