dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
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Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
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Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
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