You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Randomize
