So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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