I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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