Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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