im drinking this country out of the recession.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
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So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
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Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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