Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
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It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
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Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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