Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
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