Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
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I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
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Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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