You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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