fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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