So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
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I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
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Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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