and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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