I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
there is glitter all over my balls
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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