On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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