How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
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