I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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