just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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