i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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