i'm signing you up for texting rehab
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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