drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
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I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
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A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
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