at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
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bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
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Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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