you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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