You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
All I want is dick and wine.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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