I saw his package. It spoke to me.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
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I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
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I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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