ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
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Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
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He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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