When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
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are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
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Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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