Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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