ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
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You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
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The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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